No, lostphonebook.com doesn’t exist. But I was thinking of buying it, and putting up a little mock “lost” flyer, complaining that I have lost my phonebook. The flyer would ask that if you have found a “lost” phonebook in your driveway or yard, that you simply return it to its owner.
Then of course, I would proceed to offer my address by asking you for your zip code, and what type of phonebook you found. The website would look for the closet phonebook publisher (ie, AT&T publishes “The Real Yellow Pages”) to your zip code and provide directions to that location, asking you to simply deposit said phonebook in their driveway or yard.
I would love nothing more than to see the front of the AT&T Raleigh offices littered with so many useless phonebooks that workers couldn’t even get through the front door.
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